handsmotif:

dogtheories:

handsmotif:

handsmotif:

what if it was called penis flytrap

would you be mad..

yes i would get so angry and smash everything and blow up the world

SAD. well there’s other worlds


cipheramnesia:

hiehearts-deactivated20221106:

fortinbrasftw:

hiehearts-deactivated20221106:

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

so, here’s the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of “cleaning up” this site because this wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god.

sorry

Don’t apologize for greatness.


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still here still with the love of my life but now weve got 2 kids lol


greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

snakeicesnakeice333:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

snakeicesnakeice333:

blinking again

😐😑😐😑😐😑

Shut up

i’m lit eraly just blinking you shut up

I’m going to poison you


femmeyaz-deactivated20230515:

my beloathed. my insignificant other. my worstie. my stupid rabbit. my fucked up abhorrent little meow meow


pseudomantis:

lizlemondyke:

pseudomantis:

We should let praying mantises and other bugs play on ipad

people really get on this site and say anything

Are you mad at me


sshepardcommander:

maximilian-desoto:

this is the first time in years that tumblr has felt organic. No I will not elaborate 

no one had a “memes for if putin resigns during supernatural canon gays during the us presidential election” folder prepped ahead of time



twilight–princess:
“ beta arceus but it’s a literal abomination
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twilight–princess:

beta arceus but it’s a literal abomination